10 Types Of Girls College Freshmen Shouldn’t Date

9) The After Hours Binge Eater (9 of 10)

9) The After Hours Binge Eater (9 of 10)

How you two meet: The wraparound line at the afterhours Taco Bell

As a general rule of thumb, you shouldn’t sleep with people who you meet after midnight. You are mostly going to meet girls who are fueled with a nights worth of Adderall and boxed wine to fuel the poor decisions they have made in their life.

Don’t even think about dating someone, who asks you whether you’re “going to finish your Whopper?” while still munching down a handful of fries.